A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told him that his donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go is to say "Hallelujah" and the only way to make him stop is to say "Amen".

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately. "This is great" said the man.

With a "Hallelujah" he rode off very proud of his new purchase. He travelled for a long time through some mountains. Suddenly he was heading towards a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop. "Stop!" Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept on going. "Oh, no. Bible! Church!, please stop." shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the cliff top.

Finally in desperation the man said a prayer, "Please, Lord, please make this donkey stop before I go off the edge of this mountain. In Jesus' name, amen". The donkey came to an abrupt stopjust one step away from the edge of the cliff.

"Hallelujah" shouted the man.

Q: What dog is best for sending a telegrams?

A: A wire haired terrier!

Why was the policeman crying?

I don't know, why was the policeman crying?

Because he couldn't take his Panda to bed.

Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate his friend Lassie?

A: Doggone!

Q: What sort of clothes could your pet dog wear?

A: A petticoat!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?

A: Because no one else will do it for them!

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a cheetah?

A: A dog that chases cars and catches them!

Q: What do you get if you cross a Doberman with a Hyena?

A: I don't know but if it laughs I will join in!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

I don't know, why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because it looked like a hair from a distance.