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If
you have a joke that you would like to see on
this page
please e-mail jade@dogfun.co.uk
and we will add it to the list!
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My
dog is great at DIY
Why
only last night he made a bolt for the door!
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Q:
What do you get if you cross one of the Beatle's
with an Australian dog?
A:
Dingo Starr!
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Q:
What is the best place for small dogs to visit in
America?
A:
New Yorkie!
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Why was the poor dog chasing his own tail?
A:
Because he was trying to make both ends meet!
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Q:
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A:
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the
room!
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Q:
When is a black dog not a black dog?
A:
When it's a greyhound!
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Q:
What breed of dog wears glasses?
A:
A cock-eyed spaniel!
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Q:
What did the Dalmatian say after his dinner?
A:
Well that hit the spots!
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Q:
What do you get if you cross a dog with a giraffe?
A:
An animal that barks at planes!
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Q:
How can you tell if your dog is stupid?
A:
See if it will chases parked cars!
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