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and we will add it to the list!
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postman arrived at the gate of a large old house.
In the driveway were a couple of large angry looking
dogs. He turned to a man leaning against the
gate to the house and asked 'do your dogs bite'. 'Oh
no' the man replied 'my dogs would never bite'. The
postman walked towards the house when suddenly there
was a commotion and he disappeared under the two snarling
dogs. Some time later, as he was carried away to hospital
he passed the man leaning against the gate, and said
to him in a quiet voice 'I thought your dogs would
never bite'. The man replied 'they wouldn't but those
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Q:
Where do you let a big
angry Doberman sit when it comes to visit your house?
A:
Anywhere that it wants to.
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There
were three tomatoes walking through the desert.
Q: Which tomato was the cowboy?
A:
None of them because they were all redskins.
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Fred:
'My Doberman has no nose'
Bill:
'Tell me then how does it smell?'
Fred:
'Absolutely awful'
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Q:
What breed of dog likes to drink beer?
A:
A bud hound.
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Q:
What did the Doberman say when he sat on the sand
paper?
A:
Ruff, ruff.
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Q:
What breed of dog loves Halloween?
A:
The Bloodhound.
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Thank
you Jesus.
It's
the dead of night and into the front room of a house
comes a flash of light. It's burglar Bill and he
is holding a torch.
As he looks about for things to take he hears a
voice, the voice is saying
"Jesus is watching you".
Obviously startled by this the burglar turns toward
the voice and to his surprise he finds a parrot
in a cage.
Walking toward the parrot he asks "did you
just say something little parrot?".
Yes I did Mr burglar I said "Jesus is watching
you".
Well parrot if you think that you are being cleaver
by appealing to my conscience you are sadly mistaken,
said the burglar.
"No Mr burglar you are missing the point Jesus
IS watching you" said the parrot.
Now I understand Mr parrot is your name is Jesus
by any chance?
Oh no Mr burglar my name is Poly, Jesus is the large
Doberman standing behind you.
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Q:
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A:
Ice Caps.
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