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The
difference between cats and dogs:
Dogs
see humans and say, "They feed us, they bathe us,
they love us; They must be gods!!!"
Cats
see humans and say, "They feed us, they bathe us,
they love us; We must be gods!!!".
Jade
is not sure if this is the correct way round!
Thanks for the joke Matt Porcelli
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This is a true story as told to me many years ago
by my grandfather...
Two old friends had fished together for years. They
had one particular spot that was great for bream
and bass, but very hard to get to. They had to walk
through the woods on a path that took them right
on the edge of a fence where a big Doberman bayed
and snarled ferociously.
Right at that same point they had to climb over
a huge fallen oak to finally reach the fishin' hole.
They often commented on what a predicament they
would be in if that dog was ever out of that fence
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Well, time passed and the two buddies hadn't seen
as much of each other as they once did... one day
they happened to meet at the local hardware store.
The one friend asked the other if he had been to
the old fishin' spot lately. His friend replied,
"as a matter of fact I was there just the other
day and got the scare of my life! just as I was
climbing over that big ol' dead tree I heard a growl
and reached down and felt fur! believe me I ran
for my life." "Oh my lord!" exclaimed
his friend, "was it the Doberman?"
No his friend said , "thank god it was only
a bear!" 
Thanks
for the story Carol, (coming soon Carol's dog stories
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Little guy walks into a biker bar and asks, "who
owns the doberman tied outside?"
Big burly guy stands up and says "that's my
dog,
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little guy. 