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If
you have a joke that you would like to see on
this page
please e-mail jade@dogfun.co.uk
and we will add it to the list!
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Q:
What note do you get when you drop a piano down
a mine shaft?
A:
"A flat miner!!"
Sent
in by Roger Braithwaite.
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man is walking down the street when he is approached
by a stranger.
The
stranger asks the man "why are you walking
down the road with a cabbage on the end of a lead?"
The
man is quite upset by this and replys "I don't
believe that pet shop they told me that it was a
collie!"
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Q:
How do you catch a runaway dog ?
A:
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a bone !
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| Q:
What do you call a mad Australian dog?
A:
A dingo-ling!
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Q:
What breed is Dracula's pet dog?
A:
A bloodhound!
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Q:
Why would the little dog never pass any bar without
going in for a drink?
A:
Because he was a whino!
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Q:
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A:
A collie-flower!
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Q:
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
A:
The collie wobbles!
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Q:
Where would be the best place for Eskimos to do
dog training?
A:
A mush room!
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Q:
What is the best way to stop a dog smelling?
A:
You put a peg on his nose!
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