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Richard's
Story!
Four
men were talking about their dogs and how smart
they all were. The first man was an artist. He told
how his dog "Brush" could paint fantastic
watercolors. He gave Brush the command to paint,
and Brush promptly fetched his canvas and paints
and proceeded to create a lovely painting.
The
second man who was a cook said that his dog "Woof"
could cook a meal. He commanded his dog and low
and behold off Woof went and cooked sausage, egg
and bacon.
The
third man who was a musician said "that is
nothing, my dog 'Tune' can play any song that you
like on any instrument". He then told Tune
to play a song, tune promptly went to fetch a guitar
and began to play.
Unimpressed
by all this the fourth man who was a civil servant
said that his dog was far superior to these dogs.
He told his dog called "Tea break" to
do his stuff. Tea break gave a big yawn and climbed
to his feet. He walked over to the painting, cocked
his leg and had a pee all over it. Now feeling hungry
he strolled over to the sausage, eggs and bacon
and ate the lot. Needing the toilet he had a poo
on the guitar and then decided to mount the other
three dogs. Claiming that he injured his back mounting
the dogs he filed a compensation claim for industrial
injury and left for home on sick leave.
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