D O G F U N . C O . U K Meet Muffin and Bassett in your pets on doberman dog fun, you can also send jade your pictures to put in this section

Meet Muffin & Bassett,

Two of my cyber fans. They sent me a
great e-mail and so I said that I would
make them famous and put them on to my
site, JADE THE DOBERMAN.

The corner traumer!

Muffin: 'I want to sit in the corner'
Bassett:'No I am in the corner'
Muffin:'But I want to be in the corner'
Bassett:'No I am in the corner'
Muffin:'Please my turn in the corner'
Bassett:'No I am in the corner'
ETC-ETC-ETC

Dinner for the winner!

Time for dinner, yum yum. If we
both charge together we will
probably catch it off guard,
MUFFIN & BASETT.

E-mail sent to Jade on 14th March 2000

We have been looking at your website photos and think you look too fierce for us. We are quite gentle but can give a sharp nip when we mistake a finger for a piece of cucumber. We are a bit concerned that our garden is being over-run with frogs at the moment. We understand that your master evacuated some tadpoles to our garden 2 years ago and now that they've all grown up they've come back to our pond and are having mass orgies - the pond looks like a boiling cauldron and now there's lots of frog spawn in there as well. Will it be safe for us to go out on the lawn this summer? we hope so 'cos we like grass and we justify our existence by keeping the lawn in good trim. Anyway we must go as we've got some serious eating to do. Basset and Muffin the Guinea Pigs PS can you teach our Dad how to make a website so that we can get our photos on and be famous like you?